Blue-Collar Astronaut

Done did everything

You even did that one thing? Such dedication!

Student loan unlocked!

What would self-betterment be without a little hurdle?

Master of student loans

Not one, but two for the price of two!

Dr. Loans DSD.

Doctorate prestige will vary.

Trail Blazer

Who put these cones here?

Call the gecko-caveman-money-sandwich thing

We make mascots and dabble in insurance.

Got further than Don

Next stop, riches!

Shiny!

All that glitters is not Au.

Payin' down the plastic

Look at you. So responsible.

Studious

Paid your student loans down $2000. Because you're awesome.

Loan down!

The future is bright…er!

Pizza Perfect

The pizza is safe… for now.

10-4 Good Buddy

You've trucked all there is to truck.

I pity the schoo!

Teacher's pet.

Pizza robot got nothin' on me

In the distant future, pizza delivery is a matter of life and death... and pizza.

Outta my grill

Took the worst the universe could throw at you.

With honors

The classiest of the top of the class.

Pizza without fail

No challenge is too great when it comes to getting great pizza to the masses.

The way of the space road

Clearly truckin' runs at the core of you.

Keep those expenses low

Some things you can't learn in school. Although fuel conservation appears to not be one of those things.

Get it there cheap

Pizza is a game of profit margin and you've mastered it.

Semi… expensive

Get it? One of my favorite puns so far.

Kid genius

Finished school in under 10 minutes!

No money back

Pizza on time. Every. Time.

Sleep is overrated

Payed for three day shipping. Got it in two. #winning

Not a scratch!

The resale value has held up amazingly!

I AM ASTRONAUT

Stared into the void. Laughed.

Keep it topped off

You're so green, you could be any alien from an old sci-fi film.

Master of time

Time is relatively precious.

Living on a prayer

WooooooOOOOh we're half way there.

<Insert kitty poster>

Hang in there.

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT

This is the maximum percent for any game that cares about math. Thanks for playing!

You're a hero!

Defender of the masses. Or at least people who won't leave without their pizza.

There can only be one

Spacelander. Coming to theaters near you.

Oh no!

If a planet is destroyed a galaxy over, and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?

Asteroid defense could use more funding

It's a big sky and there is a surprising amount in it.

Thanks for playing!

...and thanks for checking out the credits!

These things happen

Somebody should really clean that graffiti up.

Hey! I'm napping here!

Let sleeping truckers lie.

Buy more sticky notes

A fantastic use of the last sticky note. That's just good planning.

One year in

It's been a blast... or two. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Master of the normal

Aint nobody done normals like me.

Thy core is of a hard persuasion

The hardcore do understand.