Coffee Crisis

Overachiever

Trophy awarded to players who unlock all of the trophies

Barista Brawler

Complete game with Ashley

Iron Savior

Complete game with Nick

Making the Dream Work

Complete game in co-op mode

Coffee forgin’

Complete stage 1

Straight Outta the Street

Complete stage 2

Strike Out

Complete stage 3

Riverside Savage

Complete stage 4

Country Punchkin

Complete stage 5

Industrial Sabotage

Complete stage 6

Trippin' It up

Complete stage 7

Martian Maniacs

Complete stage 8

Search Your Feelings

Complete stage 9

Effing Overlord

Complete stage 10

Straight Outta' the Park

Defeat bouncers

AI Destroyer

Defeat robot boss

You Can Probe me Any Time

Defeat Big Blue Alien boss

Alien Anihilator

Defeat 25 aliens

Enemy Abductor

Defeat 25 enemies

Caffeine Addict

Earn enough energy points in minigame to earn a 1up

Coffee Chugger

Complete mini-game

Destructive Vandal

Destroy one breakable object

You've Done this Before

Earn an extra life from high score

I am Alien Chow

Lose 25 lives

Smurglian Scout

Complete the game thrice

I'm the Boss Now

Beat a boss with max health

Extra Cheese

Activate a level password

The Smell of Cheaters in the Morning

Activate a cheat code

Livin' it up

Collect 25 lives

I'm Invincible!

Collect 25 invincibility powerups

Attackinator

Collect 25 extra attack powerups

BR00TAL

Complete game on Metal difficulty

ÜBER BR00TAL

Complete game on Death Metal difficulty

Metal Master

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 15 minutes

Speed Metal

Complete Death Metal difficulty under 1 hour 30 minutes

Rocking the Metal Jesus

Complete Stage 4-2/defeat Metal Jesus Rocks

Repent, Sinner!

Complete Stage 8-2/defeat Alpha Omega Sin

Straight Outta the Street Act 2

Complete Stage 11

AI Destroyer Mark II

Complete Stage 11-2/defeat Gibletor again

Cog in the Machine

Complete Stage 12

Groupie Playa

Complete Stage 13

Head Banging

Complete Stage 13-2/defeat Metal Head boss

Mosh Pit

Complete Stage 14

Galactic Savior

Complete Stage 14-2/defeat Harvester

Lurker

Make Metal Head Boss spawn 5 sets of enemies/play complete song within a single fight

Guitar Shredding

Use a Guitar weapon

Payback

Use a Grey Alien Arm weapon

Jarred the Mayonaise

Kill 25 Mayo enemies