Irony Curtain: From Matryoshka with Love

Mythical Onion

Collect all Trophies

The Weirdest Journey

Step one - Leave the house

When Things go Awry

Step two - Stay clean

Betrayal at Condor

Step three - Get cracking

Gory to Matryoshka

Step four - Save Matryoshka

The Adventure Begins

Piece together how it all began

Blast from the Past

Bring back your childhood memories

Deja Food

Experience public humiliation

Old Friends

Find the hidden stash

Finishing Touch

Surely you can use these things together

Welcome to Matryoshka

Witness the absurdity of Matryoshka for the first time

Strong-arm Service

Acquire an unusual business card

Liberator

Sal Limones would be proud!

Ivan the Destroyer

Slightly vandalize the room

Constant Surveillance

Close observation goes outrageously wrong

Scream and Run

Oh hai doggy

Am I Evil?

We all go a little mad sometimes

The Final Frontier

Try to find another race in outer space

Shame on You

Getting the various hard-working classes drunk will get you nowhere

Charmer

Show them how to treat the ladies

Apoocalypse

All work and no play makes Evan a very dull journalist

Bright Idea

Save your telekinetic powers for later

Sweet Surrender

Offer the general an excellent treat

Pro Tiger Tamer

A three-headed monkey would also be useful

Evan Mosley

Almost like a detective's disguise

Fearless Coward

Technically you're not supposed to do that

IDKFA

Disassemble the dreaded item

Origins

Find a way to bring down the wall

Not So Secret Cow Level

Find yourself in a heap of trouble

Meticulous Design

Create the perfect zooming device

Hero of the Day

Give the people a sure sign that the revolution has started

The Black Lodge

The right man in the wrong place

Obsolete Technology

Snap a photo with an antique camera

Son of a Gun

Prove that you're very thorough with your preparations