Jay and Silent Bob: Mall Brawl

Platinum Snootch

You've seen it all and done it all!

This Is For Brodie

Beat up the Easter Bunny.

The Golden Calf

Beat up Mooby.

Chocolate Covered Pretzel?

KO Adoughbo.

Innocent Victim

Damage an old lady.

Fall Before You Crawl

Liberate a baby from his stroller.

Sock to The Dome Piece!

Pick up a sockful-o-quarters.

High Sticking

Grab a hockey stick.

Indy Stiffy

Grab a skateboard.

I Would've Been A Sexy Chick

Pick up a bra.

Winner, Winner, Winner!

Smash the crane game.

Today's Special

Smash a mannequin.

Puck You!

Launch an air hockey puck off the ground.

Accidental Panties

Get hit in the face with a pair of panties.

Knockin' Noggins

Throw an enemy at another enemy.

Premature Evacuation

Game over in the first level.

Challenge Accepted

Unlock hard mode.

Challenge Champion

Beat hard mode.

Untouchable

Clear the shopping cart run without taking a hit.

Invincible

Clear the game in one run without a Game Over.

Perfect!

Clear hard mode in one run without a Game Over.