John Fart : Text-iverse of Crazyness Trophy Set

You might need a therapist now

Do all the choices in the game.

This story doesn't make any sense

Choose "Why the bear?"

I'm scared of what's coming

Choose "Can't we get someone more badass"

Emma will not remember that

Choose "Bowls"

Impressive Gameplay

Choose "Whoopee Cushion"

That bear is sus

Choose "The future of mankind depends on you"

Boohoo.. no honey for you

Choose "In my world people can't eat honey"

Epic 360 No Scope!

Choose "Kill her"

Smarty Pants

Choose "Explain the situation"

Level 100 Mafia Boss Bee

Shoot the bee

This is awful

Choose "Watch a training video"

Learning as never been this boring

Choose "Teach them to shoot"

Mission passed respect gained

Choose "Yes"

Mission failed respect lost

Choose "No"

You were the chosen one!

Choose "The Killer Bees"

Shotgun time

Choose "The Resistance"

Wait... You can fail this game?!

Get a game over

When the Haters Dab Back

Do a dab as either John Fart or the Bee in the emotes section