MOUTHOLE

MOUTHOLE Platinum

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Some Weeks Last Forever

You ignored the itching in your gums.

Why Did I Watch Oh Why

You saw the News, and it wasn't good.

Floating Point

Following your ear, you went deep into the eye and ignored the aching in your mouth.

Worries Et Al

Your friend couldn't save you, and you couldn't save your friend.

Slow Worries; A Toll

You followed your dreams, and they followed you.

No Worries Atoll

You followed your dreams, to the detriment of those around you.

Your Life Was A Highway

You shouldn't have opened that letter.

Broken Legs

You lay in the corridor and felt your teeth turn to dust in your gums.

Broken Axles

You stalled out in the corridor and felt your pipes turn to rust in your gums.

Your Stomach Exploded

Cold beer soothed your ulcers, but you couldn't stomach it.

Butterverse Theorist's Field Journal

You experimented with the world around you, and were rewarded.

FASHIONHOLE

You've slipped so far down your own FASHIONHOLE that there may be no saving you.

BOUNCEHOLE

Nothing comes between you and something.

DING DING DING! BIG WIN! You're A Portfoliographer Now!

Your winnings will surely bring lasting happiness.

Purveyor of Plaque

Keep your mouth closed in polite company.

Fruitless Flosser

Smile wide and the world will shrug its indifference back at you.

Mister Moneybags Over Here

Hope nobody else was planning on buying anything anytime soon.

Vermicidious

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You Slept On The Floor

You went to sleep on the floor.

Retinomania

You opened all of your eyes wide and revelled in their cacophonous din.

Foot Ball Man Ager

You feel a decade older after that ordeal, but a goal's a goal.

Dystychiphilioid

Enjoy yourself however you see fit. It's your life... I guess...

Glauch Potato

In the race to stop seeing, you're actually quite quick.

DRUM HOLO

Go on, let it all out.