My Name is Mayo: Remayo

Remayo!

Unlock all the trophies!

You can see the hits!

Hit the Mayo 5 times!

Bigger doesn’t mean better.

Hit 20 times!

Basically, Grandpa Wales.

Hit 50 times!

Atomic body builders.

Hit 200 times!

On a health kick since 1982

Hit 350 times!

Scrummy pud.

Hit 500 times!

Don’t punch a nipper if you want a skipper.

Hit 550 times!

What is the lemon for?

Hit 700 times!

1800 seconds a soup

Hit 1500 times!

Knee knockers!

Hit 3000 times!

Dishy planet

Hit 5000 times!

Blackbird singing in the dead of night

Hit 8000 times!

An ingredient to rule them all

Hit 10000 times!

What do we do now?

Unlock all the rewards!

Red Bikini!

This will cheer you up! (Hit Mayo 75 times)

Cheetah

Wear the bikini. (Hit this 50 times)

Topless!

Keep wearing the leopard (Hit this 100 times)

Crème a la Mayo

Tap it wild and free. (Hit this 125 times)

Banana!

Cool whip is sexy. (Hit this 200 times)

Potato!

Banana? (Hit this 300 times)

Catsup

Starchy fashion. (Hit this 200 times)

Red Cheetah

Red Mayonnaise. (Hit this 300 times)

Elephant fun times!

Feline Ketchup. (Hit this 500 times)

Balls of yarn

Amazing Story (150 hits)

Rain

Spin the yarn. (Hit this 50 times)

Z's

Furry Rain. (Hit this 100 times)

Blonde bombshell!

Zzz... (Hit this 150 times)

Cheesy Rap

Drop the bombshell! (Hit this 50 times)

Catch my cold!

Slap that cheese! (Hit this 250 times)

Screwed

Drink coffee. (Hit this 150 times)

Vanished...

Screw that. (Hit this 300 times)

I'm just a mayo.

Flipped. (Hit this 500 times)

Young Boy

I am Mayonnaise (90 hits)

Rock Star!

Young soul. (Hit this 10 times)

Dad

Like that old time Rock and Roll! (Hit this 50 times)

Ordinary

Daddy issues. (Hit this 100 times)

Identity issues...

Old fashioned and boring. (Hit this 200 times)

Best Seller

It's not a phase, it's who I am! (Hit this 10 times)

Glam Rock

Follow in his footsteps. (Hit this 100 times)

Support!

While my guitar gently weeps. (Hit this 300 times)

A Mime?

In the end... (Hit this 50 times)

Life is meaningless!

A Story About Life. (120 hits)

Life is NOT like a box of chocolate

Something important. (50 points, follow the life

Well... Who knows?

The Box of Love. (200 points, follow the life)

Stay sedentary

Just kidding... (100 points, follow the life)

Seriously, just stay there

Move. (150 points, follow the life)

Know what else is part of life? PAIN

Muscles. (100 points, follow the life)

You don’t have to like ANYthing

Part of life. (200 points, follow the life)

Make your OWN way in life

Philosophy. (200 points, follow the life)

It doesn’t matter who you are!

Talking about life. (200 points, follow the life)