Postal: Brain Damaged

I AM THE DUDE NOW

Collect all of the other trophies.

NO CURE

Kill the big bad RONA without using the vaccine.

THE CURE

Kill the big bad RONA.

I AM THE MANAGER

Kill Karen.

THIRD IMPACT

Kill Tesloborgelion.

I WANT TO BELIVE

Find the third installment.

DOUBLE THE EXCITEMENT

Kill 5 hostiles with akimbo powerup active.

TAKE THE BLUE PILL

Kill 5 hostiles with quick pillz powerup active.

GYM ENTHUSIAST

Kill 5 hostiles with steroids powerup active.

IT'S NOT WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

Find a certain secret not on wednesday.

TRYHARD

Get 100% on any of the levels.

PSPSPSPSPS

Pet a cat.

I AM CONFUS

Confuse at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream

IT BURNS

Burn at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream

IT'S BIGGER WHEN IT'S WARM

Freeze at least 5 hostiles with the yellow stream

HE'S NOT A REAL BOY

Make Tesloborgelion's boy parts wet

TINDER

Find all enemy codex entries.

DREAM WITHIN A DREAM, WITHIN A DREAM

Find all location codex entries.

SECOND AMENDMENT

Find all weapon codex entries.

WELCOME TO THE COLONY

Kill a certain group of hostiles in the forest.

MUSIC SOOTHES THE SAVAGE BEAST

Kill a certain group of hostiles in the neighbourhood.

PREMATURE EVACUATOR

Finish any level below the speedrun threshold.

RELOADING!

Use an ammo box.

DAMAGE CONTROL

Restore health with a certain item

GOD SAVE THE DUDE

Use portable armor.

IT'S WEDNESDAY MY DUDES

Find a certain secret on wednesday, my dude.

NO, U

Reflect 10 projectiles.

PTSD

Finish the These Sunny Daze DLC

Sunburn Commando

Obtain all These Sunny Daze DLC weapons

What a Beach to find

Find all secrets on the Sun of the Beach map

Love for Sail

Find all secrets on the Ship Happens map

Fully Erected

Find all secrets on the E*ection Day

B**ch Lore

Find all codex entries in the These Sunny Daze DLC