Roundabout

You Spin Me Right Round

Follow a lady into the big smoke.

I've Made a Huge Mistake

Make a huge mistake.

It's Tuesday!

Stand still for a minute of silence at The Memorial.

The Horn Proclaimers

Honk your horn 500 times, then honk your horn 500 more.

Baby on Board

Aggressively warn a dozen pedestrians with the Trafffic Coner.

Fly Like an Eagle

Purchase a pet eagle.

Better Than Mama

Get a better eSports Speedrun Time than the No Goblin team.

That's Where The Happy People Go

View the "How's Your Driving" screen outside of the tutorial. Useful, isn't it?

25 or 6 to 4

Reach a 35x multiplier.

For the Love of Money

Collect every Cash Stash.

Gonna Fly Now

Accomplish every Sick Jump.

Low Rider

Discover all of the horns.

Possession Obsession

Purchase every hat and paint job.

Still the One

Collect every star in every ride.

True Maximilian

Purchase every property.

What a Fool Believes

Reach 100% completion for the entire game.

Wheels of Steel

Complete an eSports Speedrun without exploding.

Smoke & Mirrors

Drive the entire "classic" length of Desert Limo without crashing.