The Baconing

Tea, Earl Grey, hot.

Program a Replicator.

Bashing Success

Shield Bash 1000 Times.

Never tell me the odds

Perform a 10x attack chain.

Blade Ruiner

Kill 100 Cyborques.

Who Wants to Live Forever?

Become a God.

Reflectology

Reflect 100 Ranged Attacks.

Stay On Target.

Reach Level 20.

Game Over Man!

Beat the game on any difficulty.

Are you not entertained?

Become the Tournament Champion.

Take a #3

Find all 41 Outhouses.

Death Blossom

Beat the game on Insane difficulty.

Predator

Kill 2000 Enemies.