The Utility Room

Enter Stage Right.

Earn all other trophies in The Utility Room.

Wage Slave

Find the 'Worker' collectable.

Old-Timer

Find the 'Primordial Watcher' collectable.

Feeling Sluggish

Find the 'Slug' collectable.

Mid-level security

Find the 'Watcher' collectable.

The Giant's Causeway

Find the 'Wanderer' collectable.

No Longer Fit For Work

Find the 'Adjudicator' collectable.

Antivirus

Find the 'Predator' collectable.

The Behind the Scenes of the Behind the Scenes

Enter the Exhibition.

Duck!

Avoid the Watcher by ducking underneath.

The Human

Find 'The Human'

Zapped

Touch a Worker head.

Shrunken Heads

Collect all 8 of the collectable heads.

Real ****

Inspect the photoscanned poo bag.

To The Moon!

Throw the radio alarm clock into the infinite void.

Akashic Record Breaker

Visit every room in the exhibition.

The Terrestrial Caretaker

Throw something into the pit.

Deidre

Find your husband.

This is not a game.

You've been travelling across space for 3 million years. You feel different from how you once were but you are excited nonetheless.