VirtualVirtualReality

Indulgence Level: Crunchy

Slather Butter in 10 perfectly crunchy slices.

Indulgence Level: PERFECTLY CRISP

Slather Butter in 20 perfectly crunchy slices.

Just a Dash Like My Favorite Day

Send all balloons skyward.

Look Don't Touch

Appreciate the sunset.

Best In The West

Well ain't you quick on the draw! Complete Tumbleweed with less than 6 falls.

Honk If You Love Humans

Help Tina simulate human domestic rituals.

Down And Dirty

Sweep up 10 piles of dirt.

Jailbird (...Jailbee?)

Get caught backstage a dozen times.

Pips Out

Play ping pong with Chaz for a while.

Vacuumaniac

Accumulate over 2000TB of data with your Polycleanup Tool.

That's Not Entirely Incompetent

Infiltrate the Archives.

GOOOAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL!!!

Win a game of Tumball.

We Don't Usually Hire Murderers

Remove all cores from Activitude's central neural hub... Do uploaded consciousnesses count as people? Oops! You're a murderer!

Welcome to Activitude

Merge with Chaz and enjoy a shiny new eternity, as seen through a single green, unblinking eye. You've sneezed your last, my friend.

Thank You For Playing!

Complete endgame survey. Your input is appreciated.